20 OF THE BEST & WORST JOKES ABOUT THE SUN
Climate change is serious. That makes renewable energy, including solar energy, a serious pursuit. But with that said we all need a laugh sometimes. So here are 20 of the best and worst solar jokes. Can I call it “solaugh power” “sun puns”? Sorry, I started early.
1. When I woke up, I couldn’t see the sun
Then it dawned on me
2. Two men are arguing over how to get their rocket to the sun without burning up.
“We’ll go at night!”
“You idiot! There is no sun at night!”
3. I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today.
It’s my thirty-second birthday.
5. I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
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7. When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn
8. My job application for the sunscreen factory was rejected.
So I reapplied
9. What do primates get from laying out in the sun all day?
An oranguTan
10. What do you call a sausage who’s been sunbaking all day?
Done
11. What do you call a sunburned librarian?
Well red
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13. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with luggage.
“No, I’m travelling light.”
14. Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
“No sun.”
15. Why does Voldemort avoid the sun?
Because his sunglasses won’t stay on his head.
16. A Kung Fu student asks his teacher,
“Master, why do my skills not improve? Why am I always getting defeated?
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?”
Yes, my master, I have.”
“And a sun, setting over the horizon to shed light upon new horizons?
“Yes, my master, I have witnessed it.”
“And the moon, when it touches the calm water and reflects its enormous beauty?”
“Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvellous phenomenon.”
“That’s your problem. You keep watching all that crap instead of training.”
17. The sun doesn’t need to go to uni
It already has 27 million degrees.
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19.Let’s all just admit that “solar flare”
is just a fancy name for a sun fart.
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